Pausa Misctieca u Viagg Helu
Uara haphna zmien in absentia ergait phost il bloggosphera sabiesc bis solitu entusiasmu mundan incompli hidmieti fl-osservattioni ta daca chollu illi jirrelata mal-isfi*a. Tant ghaddha zmien illi inseit fein halleit l-ahhar u forsi chien haccna ucholl nigu relegati fiz-zona ta bloggog li ma jigusc updeited sicuit. Ghal llum ghandi soria casira fein l-isfi*a u anca l-incapacita generali ghamlu taghom.
Marcovalden u Gakbu Sfigho izuru Melita
Chullhadd iaph chif chulltant l-imhabba ghal gziritna ma ghandha l-ebda tarf. Chien ghalhecc li mita GS u MV saru iaphu b’offerta rarissima tal-Luxair andataritorno lein Malta ghal prett modicu ta 139 euru hatfphu l-occasioni u minghair haphna adoo sctrau is-sudetti bilietti. Il-gurnata illi chellhom iitilcu il-pavidi guerrieri antisfi*a chien il Hadd filghodu. Hin ezatt is-seba. Chien ghalhecc li minhabba illli l-vettura ta GS chienet indisposta chellhom iacbdu texi in comun fil hin bichri ta’ filghodu. MV cataghha li iaghddi il velia barra f’uahda mis-stagiares parties rinomati fein iaghddi sieghat tual iaghmilha tal-latin lover minghair ebda success. Ftiehum illi t-texi chienet ser tisseiiah f’sci 5:10am ghal MV imbaghad tghaddi ghal GS f’u-ghoscrin.
MV hareg barra u truetohimself ghamel leil jizzabel u jixxala minghair successi fis-sess, fl-imhabba u lancas fis-simpatia. Lein l-erba lebbet lein id-dar fein fost affariet ohra hareg hueiigu mill woshingmechin u xeghel il-heating full on sabiesc f’siegha isahhan camra u hueigu. Fil-hamsanieces sci haga seiiah it-texi li gie milleuuel.
Issa peress li minn dueiret Marcovalden sa 22ruedebraganz m’hemmsc ichtar minn giesc minuti (2) dana ipprezenta ruhu cuddiem campienet Gakbu fil-hamsa. Dato illi GS deiiem deiiem deiiem ihalli ghall-ahhar, GS chien ghadu ched iistenbah f’soddtu u chien ghadu ched iipprepara sabiesc iaghti the last goodbye lil tfailtu cabel iitilcu.
Ma tarasc. Marcovalden dacc il campiena sci hamis darbiet u GS chellu iohrog nofsu fil-ghera (filuact li irregala erba jurons chif suppost) sabiesc iitlob lil MV itih minuta. GS dam maduar cuarta ohra iaghlac bagalii ecc eccu sadattant it-teximeter ghaddei itiha!
Cont ta’40 euro sal-airuport au lieu tas-soliti ghoscrin. Tenkjumark.
Sadattant GS chellu dacscein ta rabia talli tcaiiem ghoscrin minuta ichmen u chien ghalhecc li intelac isalli u fost l-ohrain hareg b’poezija spirtuprnt li chienet tmur sci haga hecc…
“Maz zerniec niedi tal-ghodua
Mita la l-mohh u la l-calb iaphu sc’lacathom
U mita ir-riglein ghadhom iidghiu b’ghoscchemmanu
U l-menti tidghi bli baca…
caiiimni Mark (breckits ggggaaaayyyy)”
Sadattanto Marcovalden illi chif innotaina fuc chien ghadda leil barra, chien ipprezenta euhu b’alitozi estrema li chienet capaci toctol ichtar miz-Zyklon B. Ma chull chelma li chien ilissen marcovalden chien icun hemm aura ta panicu fost in nies ta maduaru illi mincheiia li huma ucholl chellhom l-alitomaligno matutino, hadd ma chien iuassal sal-livelli tal-fossa li chellu f’halcu dac il-mument.
Chien ucholl inevitabbli li iehlu fi chju ta check-in tipicament lussemburgiz geuua l’ajruport metchbocscs l’ghandghom ghal sci siegha b’marcu chull tant ighid chelma omicida filuact li chienu ched iharsu lein mara li uahiha chienet ched tressaq sci sitt bagalii u li ghalhecc giet soppranomminata Moira Orfei.
Fuc l’airuplan chien baqa’ l-ahhar sorpriza…deiiem gratti ghas-simpatia tal-capitani tal beneamata luxair.
Filfatt il capitan ghaml special anouncement fein chal b’accent papesch:
Dear Passengerz. We hev divelopd a eknikal fault in our rizerv engine. Due to zis you vil hear loud noises on take off since vi vill compensatevid zi ozer engin. Tenkjuforyoucooperationandforflyingluxair.
Ghalgrattia talla collosc mar b’uicc il-id. Chiecu ma inisc haun nirraconta.
Nauguralchom festi taiba saifin, haphna ghaum u phtit tragedii.
Uisch you uer sfi*ed
GS
Il Bollettino della Sfi*a 